Samm

quotemadness:

“The devil you knew was always preferable to the devil you didn’t.”

— Stephen King

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

arcadequartermaster:

skeledone-with-u:

viostormcaller:

catchymemes:

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Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

Is the artist ok…?

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verycooltrash:

mascpembtabteemitatechar:

verycooltrash:

retroactivebakeries:

verycooltrash:

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#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

martha you will not have my hands

at family dinners

may:

me: talk less, smile more

me: don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

mockingborb:

vorrible:

yiffpunk:

scumfuckus:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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ruinedchildhood:

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Shrek (2001) 

damn-funny:

“I don’t give a fuck what people think because people don’t think.”

— Kanye West (via ingloriouus)